Thursday, April 30, 2009

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Saturn Photos

"Gray Mimas appears to hover above the colorful rings. The large crater seen on the right side of the moon is named for William Herschel, who discovered Mimas in 1789. Images taken using red, green and blue spectral filters were combined to create this natural color view. The images were acquired on Sept. 9, 2007 at a distance of approximately 3.151 million km (1.958 million mi) from Mimas. Image scale is 19 km (12 mi) per pixel. (NASA/JPL/SSI)

Check out all the other unbelievably cool and high res Saturn photos taken by NASA's Cassini spacecraft here:

Baby Preacher

Saturday, April 11, 2009

here's a picture

This one's for Ben. Guess where I found it? Vice. That's where. Big surprise. Drink a coffee.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I heard it was a black-market crappy translation of "The Golden Ass"

Have I mentioned how much I like Vice lately? From their blog today comes this gem:

"So here’s a chin-scritcher for you: What do you do when God hands you a real-life tale of a German woman who dialed the emergency police because she thought she heard someone off in the Elmstein woodland being tortured, but when the cops showed up armed and ready for some freaky shit they discovered nope, it was just a lunatic laughing his ass off at a book he was reading? Do you try to make yet another fucking joke about Germans having no sense of humor that somehow conveys how stereotypes exist for a reason, even though that setup is about as stale as any metaphor gearing up to make a real zinger about things being stale? Because lame as it is, it’s really tempting. Or do you just try to find out what book the spaz was reading? Exactly. OK, so this guy’s name is Roland Hofmann. Anyone who finds the info gets a Tootsie Roll."

hee haw

Steppin Out

peter and the wolf - this kid i knew(mp3)

Monday, April 6, 2009

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Comedy Do-Da!


By Brian Beatty

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Got Your Toes.

I recently realized I have a foot fetish. I couldn't date a woman who didn't have feet. Consider me kinky if you want. I like to think I'm old-fashioned. My favorite part of romance has always been the chase.