What kinda pizza do you like, bro? Pepperoni? Ha! That’s not fucking pizza, man. That’s so funny. What kinda calculator do you use? Texas Instruments? God, that’s a shitty calculator. Shitty. Shitty. Shitty. I feel sorry for you. Who’s cooler The Fonz? Or Chachi? Sorry. Trick question. I don’t watch that crap. I watch That’s Incredible ‘cause once in a while it blows my fuckin’ mind. Not often. A lot of their program is juvenile. Or Fight Back with David Horowitz, ‘cause I get sick of the man sticking it to the sheeple. Even though the sheeple deserve it. Hey, what German holiday falls on January 23rd? Stumped. You don’t know? Christ. Sleepwalk through life much, bro? What a gimp, man. What a trip.
Read the rest at Vice Magazine: JEFF JOHNSON PRESENTS MORE FUN WITH OLD SPORTSCARDS: LABOR DAY EDITION - Viceland Today
http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2010/09/03/jeff-johnson-presents-more-fun-with-old-sportscards-labor-day-edition/
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