Showing posts with label Vice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vice. Show all posts

Saturday, April 11, 2009

here's a picture



This one's for Ben. Guess where I found it? Vice. That's where. Big surprise. Drink a coffee.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

I heard it was a black-market crappy translation of "The Golden Ass"


Have I mentioned how much I like Vice lately? From their blog today comes this gem:

"So here’s a chin-scritcher for you: What do you do when God hands you a real-life tale of a German woman who dialed the emergency police because she thought she heard someone off in the Elmstein woodland being tortured, but when the cops showed up armed and ready for some freaky shit they discovered nope, it was just a lunatic laughing his ass off at a book he was reading? Do you try to make yet another fucking joke about Germans having no sense of humor that somehow conveys how stereotypes exist for a reason, even though that setup is about as stale as any metaphor gearing up to make a real zinger about things being stale? Because lame as it is, it’s really tempting. Or do you just try to find out what book the spaz was reading? Exactly. OK, so this guy’s name is Roland Hofmann. Anyone who finds the info gets a Tootsie Roll."

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Norm MacDonald Makes you Laugh Until Other-Worldly Sounds Come Shoting Out Yer Lungs (then Mouth)


Do yourself a favor and head on over to Vice, specifically here: http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2009/02/new-york---norm.html#more

Who doesn't love Norm MacDonald? Here you can read "NORM MACDONALD BEING RUDE ON TALK SHOWS: AN INTRODUCTION" and watch some more clips. Its worth it. I Promise.